Avocado Egg

We pass by them everyday at the market, we put them on sandwiches and eat them plain, we love our guacamole, yet the mystery persists.
What exactly is growing in the egg of the avocado that lies at its center? Now, for the first time, science has given us a glimpse, past the delicious yellow green, and into the heart of this oft misunderstood fruit.


Embryologist Mark Sutter M.D. at Callinston University stated that he believed it to be a new phylum "All signs point to a sea creature" he stated, though he admitted it was too early to know anything for certain.
"It looks as if it might be Dinosauria" stated Exobiologist Jane Klemens, also from Callinston University. Dr. Callinston's colleagues scoffed at the idea however, apparently believing it to be an absurd hypothesis.